Sir,
I think you might have underestimated me — it's OK, I'm glad we established that yesterday. Now you know — I'm very good at that game. So, be careful when you start playing, because I'll get right there with you real quick.
It was delightful to witness you losing your shit — totally hot and bothered — over something so minor. And I'm barely getting started! It was so soft — you got so hard. Gotta love it, more power to me!
I'm going to make you crazy — crazy about me. Buckle up, you're in for a wild ride! I'm no kitten.
If you drop subtle hints, be sure I'll pick them up. If you light a fire, be sure I'll throw gasoline on it.
I'll warn you one last time: be careful what you wish for. Once you're in, there's no coming back.
Blissfully yours.