Fuck around and find out.

Sir,

I just need 26 seconds of your time. We could round it up to 30 seconds — and extend it as much as you’d like. But I just need 26 seconds.

For a 20 seconds hug — and a 6 seconds kiss.

To seal the deal once and for all. To get our answer. What is this between us?

I think I know, I think you know. But there’s only one way to find out — fuck around.

I mean… Not “fuck” fuck… I mean, I’m not against the idea but… Shit, you know what I mean!

Let’s fuck around and find out. Notice there’s no question mark. Let’s just do it.

Yours, whenever.